Orange Shitbag pledges to help Hungarians before Americans

“My Administration stands ready to use the full Economic Might of the United States to strengthen Hungary’s Economy, as we have done for our Great Allies in the past, if Prime Minister Viktor Orbán and the Hungarian People ever need it. We are excited to invest in the future Prosperity that will be generated by Orbán’s continued Leadership!” posted Dollar Tree Orban on Friday.

Orange Shitbag pledges to help Hungarians before Americans

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