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IRS hires first batch of armed special agents coming to confiscate all your money customer service reps under Inflation Reduction Act

Just as the Red Hats have warned us!  The new army of 860 million mutant android Internal Revenue Service special agents armed with laser beams appointed by Joe Biden to jail you after putting you through an expensive audit for not paying sales tax on a pack of gum has started recruiting.

Per CBS News, the IRS has made its first round of hires under the provisions of the Inflation Reduction Act and it was… 4,000 customer service representatives to help Joe Taxpayer in the upcoming filing season.  It’s the first part of an $80 billion funding infusion for the agency to modernize it and increase its capabilities.

“We have been unable to provide the help that IRS employees want to give and that the nation’s taxpayers deserve,” IRS Commissioner Chuck Rettig said in a statement on Thursday, “but help is on the way for taxpayers. … As the newly hired employees are trained and move online in 2023, we will have more assistors on the phone than any time in recent history.”

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