An undated incident report from corrections officers inside the DC jail block where dozens of MAGA insurrectionists are being held details an attempt at inciting another mini-insurrection from inside their wing of the facility. “The inmates are yelling and screaming calling me a bitch, calling me by my first name as an intimidation tactic, yelling that I am racist and the inmates inside their cells are now banging and screaming from their cells. Everything is getting out of control at this point,” wrote an unnamed corrections officer, who we’re going to go ahead and assume is Black as he’s being called a “racist” by the perpetual victim Caucasian Trump fans under his charge.
The report then details a lengthy struggle to restrain the angry, chair-wielding inmates with chemical spray before backup arrived to force the miserable red-hatters were forced back into their cells. Named in the report are defendants Ronnie Sandlin (who already pleaded guilty and is being sentenced sometime within the next few hours), Ryan Nichols, Ronald Mcabee, and Barton Shivley.