Take a moment to enjoy this lament

i can’t believe i’m going to jail for an nft salesman 😔

— Baked Alaska (@bakedalaska) December 15, 2022

That’s Anthime “Baked Alaska” Gionet, a hardcore antisemite MAGA influencer facing six months in the clink after his guilty plea for a misdemeanor parading charge from January 6th.

If there’s a better example of a prominent Trump fan publicly admitting to just how badly they got suckered by the fat Orange God Emperor, then we would love to see it.

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Fentanyl found in Missouri store’s Barbie dolls

Newark Liberty Airport evacuated, FAA orders ground stop

Top incel thought leader skeptical of Trump foreign policy moves

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Fox News reports Biden-Buttigieg chaos unending

California MAGA sheriff/gov hopeful seizes county’s Prop 50 ballots

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“Democrat Party” officially designated greatest enemy of America

British official says London outside of Iranian missile range

Someday far more will be saying the same about Trump

No one’s coming to SAVE you

Ohio State Trooper rescues injured owl from side of highway

Iranian missile fragments rain near Temple Mount

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Orange Warlord “considers winding down” Iran clusterfuck

Jim Jordan subpoenas Virginia DA over anti-Stephen Miller lib

Trump keeps asking if his birthday can be made national holiday

Shrill harpy insists absence of evidence is itself the actual evidence

MAGA Land using that “should” word again

Melania’s former modeling agent asked Trump to have ICE deport his ex-girlfriend amid custody battle, got result he wanted

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Chuck Norris has died

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MAGA Congressman claims “everyone understands” pricier gas

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“Senior Republican figures hope a national feel-good factor and a surge in patriotic pride will help their party in the midterm elections”

Fat idiot considering invasion of key Iranian island in Hormuz Strait

Let’s see what the richest man in the world is up to

Gold Star dad says Hegseth full of shit about conversation

Orange God Emperor backs off from “mass deportations”

US Mint panel picked by Trump approves you already guessed

Sixteen non-child abusers and counting

Senate GOP doesn’t know what the hell they’re doing: Watch live

Former pro-Putin blogger sent to psych ward for PDS treatment

Lewandowski shook down DHS contractors for bribes

WATCH LIVE: Orange Shogun grants audience to Tokyo emissary

Iran favorability higher with Trump voters than Harris voters: poll

Orange Warlord continues fretting North Carolina senate race

K$H and Tulsi take more heat from Congress: Live video

Denmark military were prepared to blow up Greenland runways

Liz Warren endorses Graham Platner for Maine Senate