Jim Jordan wrestles with how to sell his big hearing as "bipartisan"

Spandex-wearing grapple freak Jim Jordan on Monday told Fox News conspiracy theory idiot Maria Bartiromo that having Jonathan Turley and Tulsi Gabbard as witnesses at his “Weaponization” select subcommittee hearing last week made it “bipartisan.” Not sure what else to add here.

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