Liver disease patient says Jeffries made McCarthy "his bitch"

In not fully related news, Insider acts like it’s a big mystery why high school dropout Congresswoman Lauren Boebert didn’t make it to vote on Wednesday, when we – and presumably many other outlets – reported that she had a hearing in her divorce case with her asshole husband.

Saudi arrested in vehicle attack an anti-Muslim, pro-AfD turncoat

Movie night Friday: Edge of Tomorrow

Vice President-Elect Trump fucking pissed

House defies Elon Musk, passes funding bill

Yeah, this is “Over the target”

Former Zambian lawmaker’s associates arrested in total witch hunt

HR Enough of This Shit drops

Team Incel getting fired up again

Scores injured in vehicular attack on German Christmas market

Party City closing down, recently canceled vendor confab out of worry that suppliers owed money were safety threat to team

MAGA Land confident haters just jealous

ISIS leader killed right before Christmas

WATCH LIVE: Blank screen for US House proceedings

Rare calendar alignment deprives Jews of Chinese food Christmas

Musk’s top assistant endorses shutdown

President-Elect hails Fourth Reich Party as savior of Germany

Team Orange considering just letting a shutdown happen

Orange Fuhrer threatens Europe for no particular reason

Foolish mortal questions Elon Musk’s omnipotence

Josh Duggar pissing away family money in prison: report

First vote on government funding fails

Ketamine Brain retweeted this

Orange Warlord snaps at “Colonel Sanders”

FAA imposes no drone-zone over large areas of New Jersey

Luigi Mangione hit with federal charges

“This is exactly what the American people voted for”

Fluoridation no match for Floridation

The King of Debt calls for abolishing debt ceiling

“EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND!!!”

Republican Mississippi state representative could be a little more discerning while choosing clientele for his regular day job

Hawaiian wildlife officials catch third opossum this year

Everything’s fine in the MAGAverse

Pornhub pulling out of Florida

“He’s just learning about it… He’s just reading about it”

Funding bill dead

Donald and Jaydee command Republicans to sink funding

Foreign oligarch declares victory over American governance

Newsom declares emergency over H5N1

Mike Johnson could get Kevin McCarthyed

Comer cornered into feigning concern over Trump corruption

Michigan man “attempted to conduct a mass killing of individuals at a political party headquarters and a nearby bar”: DOJ press release

Flesh-eating ground squirrels discovered in California

Republicans now have two maniacal overlords to answer for

New app lets homebuyers see neighbors’ politics

House Ethics votes to release Gaetz report

Co-president vetoes government funding

Ghana Supreme Court greenlights “Don’t Be Gay” bill

“My Tennessee property is a drone-free zone”

Fat idiot still won’t let this Canada annexation thing go

Indiana man crossed off state’s naughty list