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Orange Warlord commands worshippers to “FIGHT!”

Fat former President Trump called for violence on Truth Social again Tuesday morning amid reports he’s facing imminent federal indictment for stealing classified documents from the White House following his humiliating defeat in the 2020 election, first writing “The Marxists and Fascists in the DOJ & FBI are going after me at a level and speed never seen before in our Country, and I did nothing wrong. Joe Biden kept (keeps) thousand of documents, in many locations, some illegally taken from skiffs while he was a Senator, a big portion of which were classified. He didn’t want to give them back, and still doesn’t. Nothing happens to him, with same reasonable prosecutor who correctly exonerated Mike Pence. I have a much different prosecutor, a Trump hater!” Note the “skiffs” since this dumbass doesn’t know how to spell “SCIF” despite being president for four years.

Then, subsequent to the above post acting like the federal criminal investigations into Hunter Biden are some kind of feint, Trump wrote “They are also going after me as RETRIBUTION for the Republicans in Congress going after them. The difference is, they have created major crimes, I have created none!” whatever the fuck that means, and finally “ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!! Don’t let it happen,” once again not very subtly calling for violence against federal law enforcement.

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