Death Valley forecast to hit only 123 degrees on Tuesday

Temperatures are expected to hit only 123 degrees Fahrenheit in southern California’s Death Valley on Tuesday according to a National Weather Service forecast, putting the famously inhospitable, mortality-themed desert region tantalizingly short of the all time worldwide daytime high record of 134 degrees hit at Furnace Creek, located within the valley, in July of 1913.

CNN and MSNow blocked from White House event

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The Ford’s Theater story is definitely true, judging by Trump’s posts

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Judge orders CNN, MS Now, Politico unbanned from White House

Trump denies wanting his name on a publicly-owned DC performance venue associated with assassinated president

Pro-tip: Add a thought bubble to use copyrighted photos for free

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Orange Conqueror posts detailed plan to fix Canada

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Team Orange wants to rename Ford’s Theater for Trump

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Republican Villager arrested in possible “glory hole” attempt

Miserable old sack of shit furious CNN reporter allowed into UN

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Orange Tyrant ended FBI bribery probe into Susan Collins

Thumb-shaped man says Biden key to GOP’s midterm messaging

German leaders to shut AfD access to national defense document

Utah Senator John Curtis calls for probe of Don Jr’s wedding

Terrible person really depressed and worried

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Orange Pharaoh hits all-time Reuters/Ipsos poll low at 32 percent

Turns out the White House kind of needs a press pool for audio

Fat Drama Queen calls media a national security threat

CNN booted from White House press pool

MAGA Land’s love of religious freedom contingent on the religion

Lots of shit gets blown up in Moscow

Tom Emmer comforted by meme he saw online

High school dropout accused of effing multiple congressional aides

President declares public antipathy to AI a hoax

“Not too long ago, Republicans were salivating…”

Tired: “Socialism” / Wired: “Communism”

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Orange Fuhrer bans CNN, MS Now, and Politico from White House

K$H ordered FBI to stop cooperating with RCMP over CBC policy

If nobody’s watching then why complain?

Desperation for wins taken to previously unfathomed levels

Team Orange to build data centers on 17,600 acres of federal land

Regime shifting drone fleet to South America for expected ops

Susan Collins PAC canvasser caught porch pirating

New campaign ad BLASTS Trump immigration policy!

“The damaged MAGA brand will not appear in the disclaimers”

House finally passes Ratepayer Protection Act

WATCH LIVE: Maybe he dies in front of his racist, miserable fans

Remember when Trump kept losing his shit at Jerome Powell?