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National Zero satire made less funny by sincere imitation

“I hope the charges brought by the American Javert are thrown out, but the TDS Dead Ender Coalition should listen carefully to what John Lauro told @BretBaier last night: The former president will be subpoenaing everyone who had anything to do with the unusual circumstances of the 2020 election in order to prove his genuine suspicion of the process, which I think means everyone from Mark Zuckerberg who provided the ‘Zuck Bucks’ to the PA Supreme Court to the ’51 former Intelligence Community members’ who signed the ‘laptop is Russian disinformation letter’ to the old execs at Twitter who suppressed the @NYPost story to Hunter and President Biden and on and on and even perhaps to all participants in the Steele Dossier ought to clear their calendars for whenever the trial is scheduled. Show trials are only choreographed in Stalin’s Russia.”

“Lauro made clear this one – if it begins – is going to explore every corner of the 2020 election with former President Trump empowered to subpoena everyone who can help prove his innocence” says right wing radio host Hugh Hewitt on Twitter (or “X” if you’re a douche). Normally we would’ve just embedded the tweet but the frame doesn’t show the whole thing if it’s more than 240 characters.

Anyway this fucker didn’t have to post a near-verbatim copy of our gag article “JUST WAIT FOR DISCOVERY LIBS!” from Tuesday night. It’s like he’s devaluing our hard work by validating our anticipated reaction to the bullshit that Trump lawyer was spewing on TV. What a prick.

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