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Donald 62 – Ronald 16 in 2024 GOP primary: CBS News poll

A new survey by CBS News/YouGov finds disgraced former President Trump leading heels-wearing Florida Governor Ron DeSantis by a massive 62 to 16 percent for the 2024 GOP primary among Republican respondents, with amoral fascist yuppie Vivek Ramaswamy in third at 7 percent, former Veep Mike Pence at 5 percent, and the rest of them at whatever who cares because it’s low.

It’s Trump’s largest lead yet. Another hilarious finding in the survey is that 56 percent of Trump 2020 voters expect there to be a recession next year versus 32 percent overall, like the assholes actually want there to be a slowdown so their Orange God Emperor has a better chance of winning vs Biden.

Even better is how 71 percent of Republican respondents said it feels like evrything Trump says is true, versus 63 percent saying “Friends and Family,” 56 percent “Conservative Media Figures,” and only 42 percent “Religious Leaders,” which is just what the fuck is wrong with these people.

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