"Never Surrender!" captioned to photo of literal surrender

In a Truth Social post we might’ve embedded if not for the redundancy on our home feed, fat former President Trump on Thursday posted his mugshot with the words “ELECTION INTERFERENCE -NEVER SURRENDER!” along with his campaign website URL. Trump literally surrendered to arrest and booking for his crimes in Fulton County hours earlier. Not surrendering would have made him a fugitive from justice but also would have been tonally consistent with the message to his fans.

And he’s already selling a really cheap looking t-shirt saying the same thing… for $47.

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