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“The Republican Party controls the offices of governor, secretary of state, attorney general, and both chambers of the Georgia state legislature. If they fail on this the party can go immolate itself on a golf course” – The current top comment on the PJ Media article “BREAKING: Trump Turns Himself in Again as Calls for Fulton DA Impeachment Grow.” Gas prices aren’t so bad these days.

“Beyond disgraceful; a day that will live in infamy” – Top comment on RedState.com’s article “Here It Is: The Trump Mugshot Democrats Have Been Praying For.” It takes more than just prayer, dipshits.

“Should’ve refused bail and let America see Georgia put a candidate for 2024 race in jail” – The current top comment on the Town Hall article “BREAKING: Trump Mugshot Released by Fulton County Sheriff’s Office.” We agree 110 percent. Trump absolutely should’ve done that.

“So when does Stacey Abrams get arrested for questioning election results??” – The top comment on Breitbart’s article “Donald Trump Arrested by Fulton County Sheriff’s Office.” Never. Fuck you, lol.

“Praying for our world to be saved and that evil will be taken from all our governments around the world. Praying that these ‘Evil’ people will ‘WAKE UP’ and realize that they have this one last chance to give their lives over to Jesus. For the Lord does not want none to perish. In Jesus holy name. God bless our world. Amen” – Top reply to a post on QAnon fan site GreatAwakening.win “Q – ‘Sometimes you must sacrifice yourself for the greater good… The enormity of what is coming will SHOCK THE WORLD. Pray’” written by a guy with an avatar of beatific Christian icon Pepe the Frog.

“I rarely ever comment but my pride in this country sunk really low. This isn’t about Trump, it’s about pride in country and doing this spectacle was humiliating and sad on every level. I will be first in line in GA to vote Republican coming soon” – Top comment on the Daily Wire article “Trump Arrested In Fulton County On 13 Felony Charges.” Really nice to see someone who “rarely comments” reaffirm his totally not pre-existing commitment to voting MAGA after Trump’s visit to Atlanta.

“I guess I’m the only one who remembers Watergate and the bipartisan agreement that no matter what happened presidents did not get criminally prosecuted. Sad” – The current top comment on the Power Line blog article “TRUMP SURRENDERS.” So yeah. They admit he’s guilty.

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