Hey Republican Congressguys and gals, think you got what it takes to be the next SPEAKER of the House? Well sign up for the big TRYOUT this afternoon to show your leadership skills to the caucus!
There’s only one candidate right now, and it’s big Jimmy Jordan who talks tough and is even tougher in the locker rooms! Who knows? Maybe YOU can knock him down if he doesn’t do it himself!
This is BIG! Sign up now, because there’s only an hour left. YOU could be the next SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE if you got the game. See Conference Chair Elise Stefanik for details. Don’t worry about her, hehe! She’s only a total b-word on TV and Twitter. She’s nice to other Republicans IRL. We swear.