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Tim Scott’s super PAC is super fucking broke, cancels TV spots

Tim Scott’s super PAC which has a super stupid name of “Trust in the Mission” is super out of money before their candidate has even had a chance to reveal his super secret girlfriend’s identity and is canceling their TV ad buys in a sign that the end is coming super soon, Politico reports.

“We are doing what would be obvious in the business world but will mystify politicos – we aren’t going to waste our money when the electorate isn’t focused or ready for a Trump alternative,” wrote super dipshit “Trust in the Mission” co-chair Rob Collins in a memo to donors. “Money spent on mass media isn’t going to change minds until we get a lot closer to voting.” Super sad!

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