Contrary to the constant panic of inflationary prices you’ll hear on mainstream media–yeah, that’s right: I’m callin’ out the Lamestream Media!–and particularly on the Fox propaganda network, the cost of an average family’s Thanksgiving dinner dropped from last year, falling from $64.05 in 2022 to $61.17 this year in another triumph for Dark Brandon, according to CBS News. No word on the victor in the canned cranberry versus fresh cranberry sauce debate, however.