MAGA influencer Laura Loomer’s site, Loomered.com on Tuesday published a story alleging a sprawling conspiracy connecting George Soros and his son Alex with Todd Graves, CEO of chicken finger chain Raising Cane’s, with Donna Kelce, the mother of Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce who is dating pop star Taylor Swift who is somehow getting coerced into publicly supporting Biden to be permitted to buy her music catalog back from Alex Soros, according to Loomer and her employee Charles Downs whose article contains a lot of their own tweets.

“Has @taylorswift13 made a deal with George Soros and Alex Soros to get the rights to her music back in exchange for getting Zoomers registered to vote Democrat against President Trump ahead of the 2024 Presidential election?” Loomer had tweeted back in September, before Raising Cane’s chicken fingers became part of the plot (Full disclosure: Raising Cane’s built a new location in downtown Brooklyn that has not opened yet and Spartan is wondering what the fuck is going on with that, they even lit up the menu screens and put in all the seating like two months ago).

The Raising Cane’s connection did not become clear to Loomer and Downs until this week however, when the Chiefs filmed some skit with Donna Kelce pretending to work the drive-thru at an Overland Park, Kansas Raising Cane’s location. Because the CEO Graves is a Biden donor, this means that a pop star who already endorsed Biden in 2020 entirely of her own volition is somehow getting strongarmed into supporting him another time, even if Joe accidentally called her “Britney.”