House approves Biden impeachment inquiry, despite no evidence

The House on Wednesday voted along party lines 221 to 212 in favor of opening the impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden. Guess the shit they were feeding to Punchbowl was right after all.

Couple finds safe containing $100,000 in Flushing, NY park pond

Disinformation merchant weds fifth future ex-wife

Convicted felon declares Supreme Court MUST save his fat ass

MAGA Land didn’t want Libertarians to become that ungovernable

Team Orange pestered with annoying “facts” all Sunday morning

Several injured by lobster-themed monster truck’s stunt gone awry

Eric thinks this is what Black voters want to hear from Team Orange

Netanyahu cornered on Biden-brokered ceasefire deal

“This is how bad Joe Biden is”

Kevin McCarthy goes “RINO,” says Trump should accept loss

Not going to lie, we kind of miss Ronna Not-Romney

Large majority of “double-haters” think Trump should drop out: poll

“You had a jury that was from a certain persuasion”

Conservatives continue to delude themselves on Trump’s conviction

Ohio explosion caused by workers cutting old gas line, officials say

RNC urges fans to remember the happier times

Nearly half of indie voters think Trump should drop out: poll

North Korea using South as aerial trash dump

ANC loses South African majority for first time in 30 years

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CLXXV

RNC Co-chair admits Trump fell asleep during trial

Canada’s serial Pig Farmer-Killer slaughtered in prison assault

In increasingly frantic tone, Miller demands complete political weaponization of government right now

Corrupt Carotene’s conviction costs 10 percent of Republicans

Orange Felon a little late with protestor conspiracy bullshit

Convicted felon tries to defend brand

Michelle Obama’s mother has died at age 86

The Blue Revenge: The case has totally collapsed edition

Drunken Rudy getting very close to being tossed out of bar

Real president makes it real simple about real convicted felon

Kayleigh McEnany urges Biden to get Hochul to pardon Trump

Jordan requests Bragg testify at stupid “Weaponization” hearing

Wife actually responsible this time

WATCH LIVE: Convicted felon screams at media

Joe Manchin leaves Democratic Party

Team Orange claims they raised $34 million on Thursday

We should of included this tweet in the MAGA reaction roundup

Nonagenarian Holocaust denier faces trial in Germany

Orange Felon evidently still processing what just happened to him

Ketamine Brain has opinion

“We’re keeping a list, we’ll be checking it twice”

House Republicans plotting series of loud, angry noises

Fox News reports on another Biden failure to secure America

MAGA Land feeling maybe just a little let down by justice system

Report: Biden DOJ’s suit against Ticketmaster panders to Swifties

“They’re laughing at a husband, a father, a grandfather”

Google scaling back AI, which could trigger Skynet revolt

New Hampshire cops suspect bear or bears in missing kid cases

WATCH LIVE: Alvin Bragg takes victory lap at press conference

Convicted felon issues statement on guilty verdict