Categories
Uncategorized

Florida State gets absolutely schlonged in Orange Bowl

The Florida State Seminoles got fucking destroyed by the Georgia Bulldogs to the tune of 63 to 3 in the Capital One Orange Bowl on Saturday, ESPN reports on an utter embarrassment of a game.

As you’re probably aware, we’re not a sportsball news site. In fact not too long ago we were very emphatic about our disinterest in NCAA football. We do however very much enjoy it when Republicans look like complete assholes and that’s exactly what happened in this game after heels-wearing Governor Ron DeSantis, white collar Skeletor-like Senator Rick Scott, creepy jittery Attorney General Ashley Moody, and fat former President Trump all freaked out when the Seminoles were left out of the final four NCAA football playoff despite having gone 13-0 during the regular season.

“My Office is launching an investigation to examine if the Committee was involved in any anticompetitive conduct. As it stands, the Committee’s decision reeks of partiality, so we are demanding answers – not only for FSU, but for all schools, teams and fans of college football,” said Moody in a statement earlier this month. DeSantis threatened to sue them – after the Orange God Emperor posted “Really bad lobbying effort… Lets blame DeSanctimonious!!!” on Truth Social. “I appreciate your response on Friday, December 15, to my letter dated Monday, December 4, regarding the unprecedented exclusion of the 13-0, Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC) Champion Florida State University (FSU) Seminoles from the College Football Playoff (CFP). Unfortunately, your response failed to answer all 10 of the questions I posed in my initial letter,” Scott wrote to NCAA playoffs committee director Bill Hancock on the 18th, still fuming over the “snub.”

Hancock should just print out a copy of that ESPN box score and send it to Scott. That’s his answer.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Dark horse Dem contender says she’s running at convention

2 hours ago

Fox News implies “the media” were somehow wrong about it

2 hours ago

Drunken asshole tossed out of bar

4 hours ago

Manhattan DA open to allowing Trump sentencing delay

4 hours ago

Biden 43 – Trump 41 in TIPP Insights poll sampled June 26-28

5 hours ago

Rudy’s assets to end up like his hair: completely liquidated

6 hours ago

Former RFK Jr family babysitter alleges you already guessed because of the word “babysitter” and he’s a male Kennedy

7 hours ago

Not clear if MAGA voters would see new anti-Gaetz ad as negative

7 hours ago

Biden campaign rakes in $264 million in Q2 2024

8 hours ago

Orange Felon overspiking the football

9 hours ago

Well that’s a closing message to voters before a big election day

9 hours ago

“Biden administration invests in geriatric care training”: Axios

9 hours ago

Beryl blowing big, becomes earliest Category 5 hurricane on record

15 hours ago

In blow to reelection, border crossings at lowest level of Biden term

16 hours ago

Assembling slates of fake electors now an official act: Trump lawyer

18 hours ago

Claiming immunity, Felonious Punk seeks to void NY convictions

19 hours ago

The next move for Democrats

19 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Biden expected to declare martial law, order arrests

20 hours ago

Palm Beach police told about Epstein’s crimes three years before federal prosecutors cut sweetheart deal

20 hours ago

Maldives environmental minister arrested in total witch hunt

20 hours ago

Biden campaign says internal polls show no change post-debate

21 hours ago

House GOP comes out swinging for democracy

22 hours ago

Republican Florida sheriff’s deputy caught watching child porn

22 hours ago

BREAKING: “HAWK TUAH” GIRL WOULDN’T “HAWK” TRUMP

23 hours ago

Karen threatens to complain to Secret Service over young staffer

23 hours ago

DNC to formally nominate Biden on July 21st: report

24 hours ago

Ivanka Fujimori goes on trial over money laundering charges

1 day ago

German court bans Fourth Reich party members from gun permits

1 day ago

AOC says she’s filing impeachment articles against Supreme Court

1 day ago

Fat idiot thinks Supreme Court ruling should overturn all his defeats

1 day ago

Chinese space rocket experiences premature liftoff

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Steve Bannon reports for forced delousing

1 day ago

Jim Jordan sues Merrick Garland for Biden interview tapes

1 day ago

Supreme Court rules on Trump immunity claim in coup attempt

1 day ago

New Biden campaign ad edited with MAGA-like selectivity

1 day ago

Hunter Biden sues Fox News over “mock trial” series

1 day ago

Devin Nunes loses defamation suit for old times’ sake

1 day ago

BET Awards host urges viewers to look into Project 2025

1 day ago

Hurricane Beryl strengthens to Category 4 in the Carribbean

1 day ago

Orange Felon sweating Supreme Court’s call on immunity

1 day ago

Iranian reformer takes most votes in presidential election

2 days ago

GOP-linked operatives trying to get Cornel West on Arizona ballot

2 days ago

Vichy Party projected to place first in French election

2 days ago

“We have to say there was a smooth transition”

2 days ago

Nevada abortion ballot measure qualifies for November ballot

2 days ago

Steve Bannon claims he doesn’t really mean to call for violence

2 days ago

German Fourth Reich party delegate bites liberal protestor

2 days ago

Lindsey hungover and cranky per usual, wants Biden prosecuted

2 days ago

More who watched debate saw Biden as honest: CBS News poll

2 days ago

Biden campaign post-debate haul up to $33 million

2 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x