Trump acts as if he could "PROPERLY FUNCTION" in presidency

“IF IMMUNITY IS NOT GRANTED TO A PRESIDENT, EVERY PRESIDENT THAT LEAVES OFFICE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY INDICTED BY THE OPPOSING PARTY. WITHOUT COMPLETE IMMUNITY, A PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO PROPERLY FUNCTION!” posted fat former President Trump late on Monday night, writing as if he could “properly function” in office.

Orange Baby confirms he got his participation Nobel Peace Prize

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Machado says she gave Trump her Nobel Peace Prize medal

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NJ AG accuses MAGA ex-mayor of ordering Black drivers stopped

NASA still not saying what the hell happened with astronauts

More throbbing insurr-erections

Netanyahu pleads with Trump not to attack Iran

Crew of armed robbers takes high stakes card game in Manhattan

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Multiple shot at Atlanta warming shelter

Raging insurr-erections everywhere

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Obamacare deal on verge of collapse in Senate

Incel outraged

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Donald insecure about Shah Jr

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Racist grandpa wants more death and suffering because the Blacks

ICE recruitment vetting AI fuckup almost too stupid to believe

Ohio woman’s french fry mishap destroys Sunoco station canopy

Jaydee jumps the shark on his insufferable sophistry act

Court tosses GOP challenge to California Prop 50

Regime stashing Venezuelan oil revenue at Qatari bank

Letitia James forces extremist Zionist group to settle with her office

Riley Gaines sings praises of Trump’s testosterone levels, then kind of fucks up and admits he’s an abusive misogynist

Verizon super sorry they just effed you out of cell service

UAW backs Trump heckler

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CBS carries regime’s water a full week later

“That’s why that lesbian bitch is dead”

Trump heckler suspended from job at Ford plant

They keep saying this shit about Ross firing in “self-defense”

Fossil mayor’s skeleton found

FBI raids Washington Post reporter’s home

Minneapolis mayor skates circles around Fox Newsworm

Certain US personnel advised to evacuate from Qatar base

Iran preps for mass executions

Grandpa doing the all caps thing again

Tony Dorkoupil taken down a notch

Regime demands list of Jews from University of Pennsylvania

Nunchucks guy dead at 59

Pedo 1980s actor turns himself in

Mamdani and Trump are texting bros

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