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Hannity believes people want his meat, not in a Schlappy way

“They reject your overbearing Green New Deal regulations.  Y’know, you gotta get an electric vehicle,” human Lego Sean Hannity babbles.  “They want to take away your stove, your refrigerator, your air conditioner, and they wanna– They even want to take away your meat.”

They are all there, the jokes about a meatless Sean Hannity, anatomically ready for the CW’s spin/ripoff series of the Barbie brand, “I’m Only a Kent.”  But the more important issue is:  When the hell are we going to come for the stoves because it’s been, like, YEARS since we put them on the list, along with guns and lawn mowers.  And who added refrigerators?

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