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Notre Dame lab mice dead in mass overdose

At least 75 pharmaceutical research laboratory mice at the University of Notre Dame were either killed or euthanized shortly thereafter after some asshole accidentally double-dosed them with an unidentified drug currently under experimental trials, the South Bend Tribune reports.

It’s not clear if they figured waste not want not and fed the corpses to the lab snakes or if they even have any lab snakes. On a related note, Good Friday appears to be a slow news day.

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