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The 2024 Ted Cruz Spinelessness Award goes to….

Liddle Ron DeSanctimonius, the one-time White House aspirant done in by a pair of white boots and no personality, will now help raise funds for the presumptive GOP presidential nominee he had previously called "juvenile," someone who "lost his fastball," and an election-losing crybaby. And now, the man Donald Trump implied was a gay cross-dressing pedophile will assist Trump's fundraising team.

At a retreat to thank workers, donors and volunteers to his ruinous campaign held at the Hard Rock Cafe, CNN reports DeSantis told the crowd he's "committed to helping Trump in any and every way," Roy Bailey, a DeSantis supporter from Texas said. "We are going to follow his lead, and we're excited to do everything we can to get Trump elected," adding, "If we can unlock and motivate our donors for Trump and put more fuel in his tank, that's what we want to do, and that's what we need to do to make sure Biden is not reelected."

"This is not going to be a state that's competitive in November, and that's just the reality. So I don't anticipate there being much campaign here for the top of the ticket," DeSantis said told the assembled faithful, knowing that it wasn't true given that abortion and marijuana legalization will be on the ballot. "How I can help nationally, I want to be able to do that, I don't know exactly."

DeSantis becomes the latest former challenger to Trump who has come to heel for the cult. After his 2016 campaign failed, Senator Ted Cruz (R-Quintana Roo) stooped so low as to phone bank for Trump even though Trump called Cruz's wife a dog and implied Cruz's father helped assassinate John F. Kennedy, Jr.

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