“Contrary to the FAKE NEWS MEDIA, I don’t fall asleep during the Crooked DA’s Witch Hunt, especially not today. I simply close my beautiful blue eyes, sometimes, listen intensely, and take it ALL in!!!” posted fat former President Trump during a Thursday break in his trial/naptime.
In related news, before getting back to hearing testimony, the tired old man’s lawyers asked Judge Juan Merchan if a stack of printed opinion pieces by Jonathan Turley and the other MAGA assclowns were okay for Trump to share on Truth Social, the implication being that the pieces probably contain criticisms of witnesses like Stormy Daniels and Michael Cohen, bitching about the jury pool, and more conspiracy bullshit about former DOJ official-turned-Manhattan prosecutor Matthew Colangelo. Per Just Security’s Adam Klasfeld, Merchan simply said he’s not going to give rulings in advance and “When in doubt, steer clear” of posting any of that bullshit.