“On behalf of the future Vice President of the United States, who I have not yet chosen, we hereby accept the Fox Vice Presidential Debate, hopefully at Virginia State University, the first Historically Black College or University to host a Debate – Date to be determined. I urge Vice President Kamala Harris to agree to this,” posted disgraced former President Trump on Friday, apparently still antsy that he said yes to the two debates for himself and for his not yet chosen running mate on CNN, ABC, and CBS, respectively, without trying to get one on more fascist, white nationalist friendly turf.

Unlike when Trump “accepted” an October 2nd debate on the propaganda network between himself and Biden on Wednesday (which Biden’s campaign promptly shut down), Fox is actually on board with this sandbag, with anchor Bret Baier announcing their “proposal” on Friday afternoon. Must be some kind of mea culpa to Trump for not backing him on the October 2nd challenge he made up.

The fat bastard later posted “I have accepted a fourth Presidential Debate against Crooked Joe Biden, this time with NBC & Telemundo. It is important as Republicans that we WIN with our Great Hispanic Community, who Biden has devastated with Crippling Inflation, High Gas Prices, Crime in our Streets, and Border Chaos. This Fourth Debate will go along with our previously accepted Presidential Debates on CNN, ABC, and Fox. This is all in addition to our accepting an invitation from Bret Baier and Martha MacCallum of Fox News to host the Vice Presidential Debate at Virginia State University, or another venue, in Virginia, to be named later. These are the Debates that Voters have been asking for, and these are the Debates that Voters will get!” again lying that Fox News will actually host any debate. NBC/Telemundo does however sound more realistic and palatable to the Biden team as the Spanish-language network (but not NBC) was at least one of the four that fit the criteria set forth by the president’s reelection campaign. So maybe there will be a third showdown.