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The Original Karen hasn’t lost her ability to rewrite history

Beavis cosplayer Kellyanne Conway is giddy about the prospect of misleading people over the next five months, and she’s jumping on the train from Back to the Future III to rewrite the history of things Trump himself said in recorded interviews he has “every right” to retaliate.

…’cause this is the new narrative via the lemmings in the mainstream media this week:  “Trump wants revenge and vengeance.”  He’s, uh, the one who’s had that visited upon him and if you ne-need any evidence look no further than how he just stood-down in any kinda prosecution of Hillary Clinton and retribution after he beat her fairly and squarely and racked up 304 Electoral votes in 2016.  Many people said, lock her up.

She’s baaaaaack.  We had so hoped someone dropped a bucket of water on her, or maybe an airborne house from Kansas.  With the annoying nasal intonation and poorly-covered New Jersey accent, the Queen of Alternative Facts, many people say, is engaging in classic gaslighting.  Kellyanne’s argument is, Trump isn’t going to abuse power if he gets re-elected because he didn’t undertake and unwarranted prosecution of his political opponent, even though he threatened to extrajudicially imprison her throughout the 2016 campaign.  Paraphrasing:  “He didn’t mean it last time, see?  So he obviously doesn’t mean it this time either.”  The Queen of Alternative Facts is also the Heir of Altered History.

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