Longshot Georgia Republican Congressional candidate Chuck Hand, fighting Wayne Johnson for the nomination to take on dominant 16-term incumbent Democrat Sanford Bishop for the 2nd District seat, needed to make a name for himself. Like most Republicans, he didn’t want to do it by, say, proposing popular landmark legislation or even agreeing to work for bipartisan compromise. Nope, as seen in the Georgia Public Broadcasting clip above, Hand decided to go for the performance art angle and make a spectacularly meaningless speech in which he said he was going to make a difference in Washington. “The choice is yours: It’s the dollar versus the change,” Hand announced. “This is where I get back in my truck and head back to southwest Georgia ’cause I got two races to win.” And then he walked off the set to the bemusement of the moderators.