Man awaiting trial on attempted murder charges escapes from California jail, possibly to find the real attempted murderer

The San Bernardino County, California Sheriff’s Office on Sunday put out an APB on 29 year-old Riverside man Deshaun Stamps following his escape from the recreation yard behind the West Valley Detention Center in Rancho Cucamonga at about noon, the San Bernardino Sun reports.

Stamps, who had been awaiting trial on charges of attempted murder, may be undergoing a harrowing search himself for the REAL attempted murderer, maybe a one-armed man who framed him to cover up some massive conspir… Oh wait. Shit. The Sun’s article says Stamps tried to grab a cop’s gun during a response to a report of vandalism… Goddammit. Yeah, so he probably wasn’t framed or anything like that. Why are so many real life crimes so freaking boring?

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