If you see a smaller version of Donald Trump’s toupee crawling around your yard, beware! The venomous Puff Caterpillar is invading Virginia as warmer temperatures creep north, IFLScience reports.
Common in Florida (of course), Missouri and Texas, the “hair” on the caterpillar hides a series of spines that contain a toxin that can cause swelling, vomiting, and fever, similar to the symptoms you’d experience if you’ve been around Trump in the past week.
Attack Of The "Walking Toupees" As Venomous Puss Caterpillars Invade Virginiahttps://t.co/BjGcnsolAF pic.twitter.com/NqnsdWsSto
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