"Major announcement" teased for Marjorie QAnon-fuckbrain Greene and Attila joint campaign stop in Georgia on Thursday

Gosh that’s exciting. Wonder what they could have found. Maybe they finally solved the mystery of the spooky pizza basement – or announce that they’re opening a new investigation into the pizza basement. Or maybe even that next year they’ll co-sponsor a bill creating a new federal pizza basement inspection agency!

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