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Orange Felon continues backing away from debating Harris

Asked on Friday whether he would grab his balls and debate Vice President Kamala Harris on ABC News as scheduled next month, convicted felon former President Trump told Fox News idiot Maria Bartiromo “Well, I want to. Right now I say, ‘Why should I do a debate?’ I’m leading in the polls, and everybody knows her, everybody knows me,” thereby revealing that his campaign’s line of “she’s not officially the nominee yet so we can’t commit” from last week was complete bullshit.

The part about “I’m leading in the polls” would indicate where he’s going with this. Harris actually pulled slightly ahead of the fat bastard this week in the FiveThirtyEight average, but that’s neither here nor there especially when he’s got a whole galaxy of right wing circlejerk pollsters that will show him up by 9 percent that he can cite if he bitches out and choses that as his excuse.

Which means the real question is whether he believes his minions and his fanbase will actually buy that line based on what Rasmussen or Trafalgar say while the MSM pollsters paint it as a close race.

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