Ewic Trump, who has absolutely no role in government, threatens Twitter on Twitter because he and Junior aren't liked more

Ewic Trump, reportedly the executive running the failing Trump Organization, made a vague threat of retaliation against Twitter because he and his bro-bro aren’t getting enough retweets of their garbage.

I have noticed the same. Don’t worry… they will have to answer for all of this and it won’t work out well for them… https://t.co/tMZMaSRiJz

— Eric Trump (@EricTrump) October 18, 2020

Given that Ewic has no legal authority and has absolutely no role in government, it’s unclear who he thinks Twitter will “have to answer” to.

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