Senator Karen demands to speak to the manager at ABC News

Linking John Solomon’s stupid story about dickbag Mark Penn demanding an investigation of ABC News over the debate their Orange God Emperor lost, Kansas Senator Roger Marshall on Friday tweeted he’s going to “be sending a letter to ABC News and the Harris Campaign demanding all correspondence, records, and potential coordination between the two parties ahead of Tuesday’s presidential debate,” but then Marshall deleted it for some reason. Probably that he got mocked.

Fox News buries the lede from moronic “comedy” show interview

Harris 50 – Trump 46 in Pennsylvania, tied nationally: NYT polls

Orange Loser can now sell $DJT shares as “lockup” rule expires

Mischievous NYC teen arrested after crashing subway train

Gateway Pundit reports 20 people seated behind Trump at rally last week sent to hospital with “burning eyes” in alleged bio attack

Republicans deploy cruel and unusual punishment at border

Harris 50 – Trump 48 among likely voters: Fox News national poll

Teamsters regional councils break with Management

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor rallies his cult on Long Island

It’s tough for Fox consumers to rationalize a Harris lead when all you’re told is Trump has a commanding lead

Federal judge tells RFK Jr tough shit about Michigan ballot

Ohio MAGA sheriff says it’s his right to intimidate Harris voters

Former Trump White House economic schlong furious over rate cut

Jaydee explains why legal migrants are, in his view, actually illegal

“Concerns about potential conflict of interest with Haitian migrants”

Orange Pharaoh again commands GOP to shut down government

WATCH LIVE: Senate Intel hearing on foreign election interference

Florida men charged with ctaching, planning to eat baby alligator

Fed cuts interest rate by 0.5 percent

Fox News reports FBI seriously so screwed for real this time

The cat was in the basement the whole time

Harris leads Trump across Blue Wall states: Quinnipiac polls

Maria Bartiromo adds new bit to her “planned distraction” routine

Fentanyl deaths plummeting in 2024: government researchers

Florida cops gift Trump the handcuffs used to arrest Ryan Routh

MAGA gets a little taste of what life is like in Springfield

Israelis explode more Hezbollah gear

Vance staffer called Springfield official to ask about cat-eating

BREAKING: Puff Daddy is NOT staying at Hotel Epstein

MAGA “meme general” issues chilling warning to libtards

Mark Penn fucks up, finds Harris leading Trump 49 to 45 in new poll

Local Texas GOP censures two officials for failing to suppress vote

New York Post reports privileged wiener throwing fit preemptively

McCarthy to return to Capitol Hill to hand out checks

Debate loser non-specific on who declared him debate winner

Harris calls out Trump support for abortion ban

Fox Nation wonders why American hate Felonious Melon

WATCH LIVE: Debate loser holds town hall in Michigan

State of Decay (also, why the fuck did the Wall Street Journal print an op-ed titled “If Taylor Swift Had Endorsed Donald Trump”?)

Took them over a week to “obtain” this “evidence” of cat-eating

Ohio girl found safe and sound after parents’ vehicle was stolen

Puff Daddy booked for extended stay at Hotel Epstein

Nick Fuentes endorses Kamala Harris

Pro-crypto GOP senator not so sure about Trump’s new racket

Microsoft publicly identifies pro-Trump Russian propaganda ops

WATCH LIVE: Kamala Harris interview with NABJ

Orange Hitler claims he has “a real chance of winning” New York

The Hill prints world peace plan op-ed by Don Jr and RFK Jr

Yeah but Jason Aldean and Wocka Flocka Flame and Kid Rock

SDNY US Attorney says Puff Daddy probably won’t get Epsteined