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BREAKING: Puff Daddy is NOT staying at Hotel Epstein

In what’s devastating news to National Zero’s editorial integrity for having operated under an assumption that Sean “Puff Daddy” Combs would await trial in the Manhattan federal lockup where fellow sex trafficking shitbag Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide or was murdered and it was staged to look like a suicide in 2019, the New York Post reports that Combs instead will have to write song lyrics on toilet paper at the infamous Metropolitan Detention Center in Sunset Park, Brooklyn.

Fellow sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell did two years in the joint, which the Post describes as “long been plagued by tales of ‘barbaric’ and ‘reprehensible’ conditions for inmates, and that Maxwell’s defense team described as on par with fictional murderer Hannibal Lecter’s arrangements.

Other famous former guests include other fellow hip-hop sex trafficker R Kelly, Sam Bankrupt-Fried, NXIVUM cult actress Allison Mack, and Donald Trump’s former lawyer Michael Cohen.

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