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MAGA gets a little taste of what life is like in Springfield

Sixteen minutes before this dumbass claimed there was an active bomb threat near the Nassau Coliseum on Long Island – site of convicted felon former President Trump’s Wednesday night rally, Fox News correspondent CB Cotton reported that “there is no security threat, only K-9 training at a local park by a private security company. There is no explosive device or suspect on the run.”

The link to the story on the “Donald Trump” section of the Daily Mail’s really shitty, slow website says “Cops confirm no threat to Donald Trump’s rally following report of ‘explosives’ found in car,” though the story itself, updated at 10:51 AM EDT on Wednesday, does not appear to have any such caution applied. “If it is confirmed, it would be the latest shocking security breach and comes just three days after a would-be assassin was arrested at his Palm Beach golf club,” says the article.

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