As anyone might have guessed from convicted felon former President Trump playing stupid to reporters about “black NAZI” pervert North Carolina Lt Gov Mark Robinson on Thursday, Puck’s Tara Palmeri reports that Donald has no plans to undorse Robinson even if his implosion threatens Trump in a must-win state following this whole “Nude Africa” thing essentially ending Mark’s career.

A source in the Orange God Emperor’s palace says he “likes” Robinson and that his “endorsement speech was one of the greatest he has ever seen, but [Trump] admits he can never be seen with” Big Mark. But Donald is said to be particularly concerned with the Harris campaign’s efforts to tie them together in the state – the one Lindsey Graham was crying about on Hannity this week – with Trump deeming the spot full of clips of him praising Robinson as a “killer” ad.

Elsewhere in Palmeri’s rundown she writes the fat fuck is starting to get talked back into accepting CNN’s invite for an October 23rd debate with Harris, is (surprise!) still crying about Joe Biden quitting, claims he’s going to sue ABC’s David Muir for fact-checking him in this month’s debate, still crying about Fox News anchors “Bret Baier and Brit Hume’s conclusion that he lost his debate against Harris,” nearly tweeted a joke about the RFK Jr-Olivia Nuzzi shitshow (Palmeri doesn’t mention if he asked Bobby Jr to show him the nudes but there’s no universe in which he didn’t), and that Corey Lewandowski got demoted to TV surrogate after losing a power struggle with chief co-managers Susie Wiles and Chris LaCivita earlier this month, though Corey may be surging again.