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“OIL IS UP, THE WORLD IS CRASHING – WE NEED TRUMP!”

The headline is the entirety of a Tuesday Truth Social post by convicted felon former President Trump, apparently feeling like he’s getting the boost he desperately wanted when he complained in July and then again last month that OPEC was rigging the election against him by not raising prices.

Earlier the fat bastard posted “WE ARE CRIME FIGHTERS, THEY (KAMALA AND JOE) ARE CRIME CREATORS!” probably in response to media coverage of decreasing crime rates.

Then his campaign put out a lengthy rant billed as his statement on the Iranian missile attack on Israel. “The World is on fire and spiraling out of control. We have no leadership, no one running the Country. We have a non-existent President in Joe Biden, and a completely absent Vice President, Kamala Harris, who is too busy fundraising in San Francisco, a City which she and Gavin Newscum totally destroyed, and staging fake photo ops. No one is in charge and it’s not even clear who is more confused: Biden or Kamala. Neither has any idea what is even going on” blah blah blah…

“Under ‘President Trump,’ we had NO WAR in the Middle East, NO WAR in Europe, and Harmony in Asia, No Inflation, No Afghanistan Catastrophe. Instead, we had PEACE. Now, War or the threat of War, is raging everywhere, and the two Incompetents running this Country are leading us to the brink of World War III. You wouldn’t trust Joe or Kamala to run a lemonade stand, let alone lead the Free World” blah blah blah… “If I was in charge, October 7th never happens, Russia/Ukraine never happens, Afghanistan Botched Withdrawal never happens, and Inflation never happens. If I win, we will have peace in the World again. If Kamala gets 4 more years, the World goes up in smoke.”

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