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FEMA prebunks Musk and Trump’s conspiracy horseshit

“Hey Elon, update here on site of Asheville, NC. We have powered up two large operating bases for choppers to deliver goods into hands. We’ve deployed 300+ starlinks and outpour is it has saved many lives. The big issue is FEMA is actively blocking shipments and seizing goods and services locally and locking them away to state they are their own. It’s very real and scary how much they have taken control to stop people helping. We are blocked now on the shipments of new starlinks coming in until we get an escort from the fire dept. but that may not be enough,” says a text message that Ketamine Brain attributes to a SpaceX engineer on the ground in North Carolina, a screenshot of which convicted felon former President Trump posted to Truth Social on Friday.

“It’s true. They are now about to shut down the Air space to ‘regulate’ the private choppers we are riding in to deliver Starlink and supplies. We are pushing back with trump team as well to help us, but not looking good. We need help to get word out about FEMA, we spoke with Ivanka and handed out starlinks with her yesterday but FEMA then showed up and started blocking us,” the message from “Mike!” continued and holy fucking shit, lol. “We spoke with Ivanka”?!?!? What the hell.

Anyway, on Thursday FEMA put up a “Rumor Response” page with one entry that already overlaps with a lot of this incitement circlejerk. “Rumors about FEMA turning away donations, stopping trucks or vehicles with donations, confiscating and seizing supplies often spread after a disaster. These are all false. FEMA does not take donations and/or food from survivors or voluntary organizations. Donations of food, water, or other goods are handled by voluntary agencies who specialize in storing, sorting, cleaning, and distributing donated items. FEMA does not conduct vehicle stops or handle road closures with armed guards – those are done by local law enforcement.”

On a related note, the Washington Post on Friday pointed out that the fat slob’s false claims that Biden and Harris looted FEMA’s budget to pay for migrants is (shocker) a gross hypocrisy because the pornstar fucker actually did that. “In 2019, the Trump administration, in the middle of hurricane season, told Congress that it was taking $271 million from DHS programs, including $155 million from the disaster fund, to pay for immigration detention space and temporary hearing locations for asylum seekers who have been forced to wait in Mexico,” the Post wrote.

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