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Mike Johnson doesn’t want to talk about Arnold Palmer’s penis

Jesus Dork House Speaker Mike Johnson on Sunday really didn’t want to talk about late pro golfer Arnold Palmer’s legendary penis, preferring instead to just spew out some MAGA AI chatbot talking points. Later in the bit Johnson simply denied the reality that convicted felon former President Trump had threatened to send the US military after California Congressman Adam Schiff, former Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and her husband, Paul, leading host Jake Tapper to remark that the answers were like it was from a completely different interview and seemingly cut it off early.

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