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Pennsylvania libtard charged with threatening GOP official

"A Philadelphia man is facing federal charges for allegedly threatening to skin alive a state party representative who was recruiting poll watchers, according to an indictment unsealed Monday."

"Prosecutors say that 62-year-old John Pollard sent several text messages to the representative, who isn't named in court documents. The party also isn't identified," says the lede to a CNN report that took all of three minutes of googling to find suspect John Courtney Pollard's Facebook account where the profile pic is literally a "Harris-Walz" button so which fucking party do you think it was?

Actually first it was that he wrote "I WILL KILL YOU KKKUNT" in the text message. "KKKUNT" is definitely an online lefty slur. Then it was that his LinkedIn profile came up with a lengthy resume of stage design for off-Broadway playhouses. And then there's the "I also previously served as personal assistant to actress Sarah Jessica Parker, assisting with the planning and execution of Ms Parker's wedding to actor Matthew Broderick and her busy day to day schedule," in the "About" part of his LinkedIn page which doesn't sound all that MAGA. The Facebook profile was just the icing.

But really at the get-go it was the "a state party representative who was recruiting poll watchers," and we know the Dems aren't doing much if any of that. So Johnny went way overboard with harassment and threats to the GOP's institutional program of harassment and threats to voters. The lesson here is to find other, more creative ways to fuck with the bad guys' "election integrity" scams.

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