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“Even Justin Trudeau wants to close Canada’s Borders. We are the only ‘stupid ones’ that allow people, including hundreds of thousands of criminals, to freely come into the United States through our ridiculous ‘Open Borders’ Policy. The damage has already been done, but it must be corrected IMMEDIATELY!” posted fat former President Trump on Thursday, with a screencap of this tweet:

It’s almost like Trump doesn’t know which country Canada borders. The only country it borders. And that he completely didn’t read the tweet where it has nothing to do with the borders but Canada’s immigration system through which new legal applicants from other countries are granted citizenship.

Trudeau’s not building a goddamned wall or deporting Americans sneaking over the border any more than Melania avoided eye-fucking him when he visited the White House that one time.

Mostly unrelated but still staring us right in the face when looking at Trump’s moronic post as this was the most-liked reply. The second most liked reply says the same thing. We’ve seen this shit before, except this one’s not saying it’s contingent on Trump winning . It just says they’re worth $15,000 each at any bank branch, which is probably going to get some people killed or arrested.

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