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Musk 💔 Epshteyn

Ketamine-brained billionaire edgelord Elon Musk and rapey longtime Trump legal shitbag Boris Epshteyn had a “massive blowup” and a “huge explosion,” at a dinner table at Mar-a-Lago last week, sources tell Axios about a rivalry for the affections of the Orange God Emperor, with Musk accusing Epshteyn of leaking to the media the extent of the Tesla founder’s involvement in Trump’s transition picks and the two of them disagreeing on which was actually more qualified to be calling the shots.

Epshteyn, who faces his charges in Arizona for the post-2020 election coup attempt in the Grand Canyon State, has been around since the beginning and – like the other longtime minions – views Musk as a malign influence on King Donald and that he’s overstepping his role.

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