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Orange God Emperor thanks media for victory

Convicted felon President-Elect Trump claims to Fox News he’s “not looking for retribution” against the media, despite his numerous failed lawsuits against multiple national outlets over the years.

The fat fuck said he feels he has “an obligation to the American public, and to our country itself, to be open and available to the press. If not treated fairly, however, that will end. The media is very important to the long-term success of the United States of America.” Guess that was a warning to Fox News to treat him “fairly” as he’s snapped at them repeatedly over the last few months.

“We’re off to a good start, and I will be open and free as to further developments as they take place, that includes media relationships,” Trump said. “And while many others are calling for meetings, I am not looking for retribution, grandstanding or to destroy people who treated me very unfairly, or even badly beyond comprehension. I am always looking to give a second and even third chance, but never willing to give a fourth chance – that is where I hold the line,” whatever the fuck that means.

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