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Florida man arrested for planning to bomb Wall Street

6 hours ago

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Out of control inflation: banana sells for $5 million

6 hours ago

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House Republicans lining up to sink Gaetz nomination

9 hours ago

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Not The Onion: Alex Jones sues Sandy Hook families, The Onion

10 hours ago

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Capitol rioter convicted of plotting to murder FBI agents

11 hours ago

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House Ethics fails to agree to release Gaetz investigation report

13 hours ago

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Elon Musk got a lot done today

14 hours ago

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Orange Pharaoh rages over pushback to his shitty picks

15 hours ago

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Laken Riley’s killer convicted

16 hours ago

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Bald asshole former acting AG gets NATO ambassador nod

17 hours ago

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Grindr user “SenatorPartySlut1776” complies with blackmail terms

18 hours ago

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Freeman and Moss ask judge to hold Rudy in contempt

18 hours ago

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Jaydee stuck trying to sell Senate GOP on Gaetz

19 hours ago

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Surprise! Bobby Jr bought into “plandemic” shit in 2020

20 hours ago

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Walmart CFO says they’re getting ready to jack up prices

22 hours ago

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US Embassy in Kyiv shuts down over anticipated Russian attack

23 hours ago

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AG-designate Gaetz helped pay $10K in tuition for two underprivileged sex workers, Committee investigation found

1 day ago

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Wrestling executive to head US Education Department

1 day ago

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Guy accused of battery who cheated on wife once wrote of one’s “moral responsibility” while at Ivy League. (No, the other guy)

1 day ago

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SpaceX landing aborted with Donald watching

1 day ago

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Senate approves RFK takeover

1 day ago

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Mehmet Oz to run Medicare and Medicaid for Trump Reich

2 days ago

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Deeply unstable woman continues ranting about trans Dem-elect

2 days ago

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Fatass demands GOP stop Dems from appointing judges

2 days ago

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Manhattan DA won’t let Trump go without a fight

2 days ago

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Grassley says Senate will move quick if Gaetz report drops

2 days ago

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Mike Johnson too chickenshit to stand up for his faith

2 days ago

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Springfield Haitian community in panic mode

2 days ago

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Five Brazilian officials arrested in Lula assassination plot

2 days ago

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QAnon-pilled MSM reject worried AI coming for your commercials

2 days ago

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Russian ballet dancer dies of gravity overdose

2 days ago

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Orange Felon privately admits Gaetz may be screwed

2 days ago

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Another corrupt priest, a disgraced New York mayor, and Sabrina Carpenter walk into a National Zero story…

2 days ago

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Florida’s Most Florida Man won’t get spot because he’s “asshole”

2 days ago

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Almost a hat trick, but the others kept Stayin’ Alive

2 days ago

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Reality TeeVee celebrity chooses reality show contestant for post

2 days ago

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Second witness to Gaetz’s scumbaggery testified, lawyer says

2 days ago

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Georgia appeals court unilaterally cancels Trump RICO hearing

2 days ago

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Divorced scumbag again thinks everyone wants the same thing

3 days ago

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What Trump voters expect from the return of the Holy One

3 days ago

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Oklahoma Superintendent Jesusplains religious freedom on CNN

3 days ago

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MAGA Reich looking at cutting Medicaid, food stamps

3 days ago

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House Ethics to meet again about Gaetz on Wednesday

3 days ago

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Yeah, go ahead and impeach Biden, you dipshit

3 days ago

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Steve Bannon’s trial postponed to February

3 days ago

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Orange God Emperor thanks media for victory

3 days ago

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Fox News reports UFC star seeks justice for murdered squirrel

3 days ago

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Musk 💔 Epshteyn

3 days ago

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Spirit Airlines files for bankruptcy

3 days ago

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Orange Hitler serious about mass deportation on day one

3 days ago

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