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Congo health officials “on alert” over deadly “flu-like” outbreak

Officials in the Democratic Republic of the Congo say they’re “on alert” after at least 71 people in a remote rural region of the country were sickened and died of an unknown “flu-like” illness in which the victims suffered fever, headache, cough, and anemia, the Associated Press reports.

“The disease resembles a respiratory disease but it is difficult to talk about how it is transmitted before the results of the analysis of the collected samples,” Congolese Health Minister Roger Kamba said. At least 380 people have been infected with the illness, but it’s unclear whether or not they recovered or are still convalescing. Kamba said it took two days for inspectors to reach the area.

Hopefully future Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr and his senior adviser Joe Rogan will come up with a crystal or mercury-based treatment for the disease soon. We don’t want to get caught off-guard again by another Deep State plandemic meant to curtial our freedoms.

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