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NASA sets about unfucking Artemis lunar capsule’s heat shield

"After extensive analysis and testing, NASA has identified the technical cause of unexpected char loss across the Artemis I Orion spacecraft's heat shield. Engineers determined as Orion was returning from its uncrewed mission around the Moon, gases generated inside the heat shield's ablative outer material called Avcoat were not able to vent and dissipate as expected."

"This allowed pressure to build up and cracking to occur, causing some charred material to break off in several locations. 'Our early Artemis flights are a test campaign, and the Artemis I test flight gave us an opportunity to check out our systems in the deep space environment before adding crew on future missions,' said Amit Kshatriya, deputy associate administrator, Moon to Mars Program Office, NASA Headquarters in Washington. 'The heat shield investigation helped ensure we fully understand the cause and nature of the issue, as well as the risk we are asking our crews to take when they venture to the Moon,'" says NASA in a press release on how they're going to avoid serving America some deep fried astronaut on the return flight from the next moon landing.

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