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“Well it’s a- it’s a complex collection of legislation”: Mike Johnson on whether he can write a bill to bring grocery prices back down

Jesus Dork Speaker of the House Mike Johnson could’ve just said “No” when asked by NBC’s Kristen Welker on Sunday if he had a plan for bringing down grocery prices for Americans as is supposedly Republicans’ mandate to do and the one thing they campaigned the most on.

Asked if he would commit to not requiring “strings” for aid to Southern California’s rebuilding after the massive wildfires that are still burning, Johnson said no but again, like every other Republican, did not actually set any conditions on what would need to change. Lastly, on the topic of convicted felon President-Elect Trump pardoning Capitol rioters, Welker reminded Johnson that the fat bastard had told her last month that “he’s not ruling out anyone. So my question for you, would you oppose a pardon for someone who has pleaded guilty to assaulting a police officer?”

To which Johnson said “Look, every case needs to be evaluated, as he said. But what President Trump is getting at is the lack of faith that people have right now in our system of justice. It was abused for the last few years, under the last four years under the Biden administration. The Department of Justice itself was weaponized. When the people lose their faith in our system of justice that is what leads to all these other concerns,” as if said lack of faith wasn’t the fucking point.

Mr No Faith in the Justice System himself said more or less the same shit as Johnson on CNN. Can’t remember the last time Jim Jordan actually sat for a televised interview on an MSM network.

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