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Republican Florida Congressman drops out of 2026 reelection bid

21 minutes ago

Melania rushes through unity pablum to get to propaganda

1 hour ago

Michigan Republican Perry Johnson launches second gov bid

1 hour ago

Takes just three paragraphs for Mike Lawler to blame Joe Biden

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Bald Joe Manchin implores Trump to fire dog murderer

2 hours ago

Regime sending ICE to Milan Winter Olympics

3 hours ago

“We can’t lose Minneapolis because we lose Chicago and LA”

4 hours ago

Cancel culture alive and well in 2026

4 hours ago

Alex Vindman running for Senate in Florida

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Fat Hitler’s approval sinks to 38 percent: Reuters/Ipsos poll

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Fox News reports TDA stealing jobs from white collar Americans

6 hours ago

Greg Bovino demoted, expected to retire soon

16 hours ago

Little Nazi man to leave Minneapolis on Tuesday

19 hours ago

“Who is healthier, Obama or President Trump?”

20 hours ago

Low Energy Greg wants H-1Bs purged from public education

21 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Karoline spews lethal venom at media

22 hours ago

Walz evidently works Trump

23 hours ago

NYPD cop put on desk duty after fatally shooting unarmed raccoon

24 hours ago

RNC says socialist queer DEI terrorists need to tone down rhetoric

1 day ago

Top Republican Minnesota gov hopeful ends bid over Pretti murder

1 day ago

Watch out Minneapolis! TOM HOMAN’s coming to town!

1 day ago

Orange God Emperor entertains withdrawing ICE from Minneapolis

1 day ago

Todd Blanche withers under softball questioning by Fox News

1 day ago

Fat Hitler issues deranged ultimatum

2 days ago

Surprise! ICE released target of deadly Saturday op in 2018

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Little Nazi guy cautions against jumping to conclusions about killing of leftist terrorist intent on massacring CBP agents: Live updates

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“Fuck you, Ted”

2 days ago

Alex Pretti was disarmed before he was executed

3 days ago

President addresses nation riven by unrest

3 days ago

Make America Great Again

3 days ago

Double decker TACO served up

3 days ago

Fox News already reporting executed man was armed

3 days ago

ICE agents execute another civilian in Minneapolis

3 days ago

Angry grandpa threatens Canada with 100 percent tariff

3 days ago

Xi purges top ChiCom general

3 days ago

“There have not been discussions about toning down the rhetoric”

4 days ago

Greenland threatened with joint US-Antarctic invasion

4 days ago

New theory proposed for Europa’s theoretical ecosystem

4 days ago

REMINDER: Buy as much milk, eggs, bread, and gas as you can

4 days ago

Regime enforcer takes defeat in “case” against Don Lemon poorly

4 days ago

Texas oil industry sweating Venezuela glut

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Potomac polluted with swampy sewage – plus a sewer pipe broke!

4 days ago

Vice President Neckbeard cops to MAGA base’s disappointments

4 days ago

Trump blames Schumer for Trump holding up funding for New York-New Jersey rail tunnel expansion project approved years ago

4 days ago

Pizza Hut unable to get “traditional” Italians to try their new pasta

4 days ago

Jaydee “jokes” that he was attacked by illegal alien sex offenders

4 days ago

More than 1,300 flights canceled ahead of winter storm

4 days ago

NYT non-retracts poll Trump lost his shit over

4 days ago

DHS calls on Walz to free imprisoned sex offender for deportation

4 days ago

Connecticut town plagued by mysterious persistent hum

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