Yoon indicted for insurrection

Conservative South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol was been formally indicted Sunday on insurrection charges for his moronic December 3rd declaration of martial law, Reuters reports.

“The prosecution has decided to indict Yoon Suk Yeol, who is facing charges of being a ringleader of insurrection,” South Korean Democratic Party spokesman Han Min-soo told a press conference. “The punishment of the ringleader of insurrection now begins finally.” Yoon faces the death penalty.

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