Remember The X-Files episode when Mulder and Scully got temporarily reassigned to investigate a white nationalist terrorist group, arrested a shit ton of them, and then a fictional far right president got elected in 1996, pardoned the terrorists, and fired the two agents in an act of petty retaliation?

No? You nerd! Only a total dweeb would know that was never a real X-Files episode. Anyway Politico reports that not only is there kind of a real-life X-Files unit inside the FBI dedicated to investigating UFOs, but several agents on the squad are concerned that they’re going to have to be honest about the non-paranormal cases they’ve worked when convicted felon President Trump’s thoughtcrimes enforcers come around asking if they were involved in any investigations related to January 6th.

“I have spoken to several agents from the UAP Working Group who are afraid of losing their role and the investigation getting unintentionally compromised,” said Ryan Graves, UAP truth activist and former Navy pilot. “I am concerned that the FBI’s UAP Working Group could be affected by transition changes, and these leaders might not be aware of the incredible work these agents are doing and how their investigation could be empowered as part of a formalized intergovernmental effort.”

Maybe it’d help to print out the Dominion Voting Systems logo and tape it over the UFO on their “I WANT TO BELIEVE” poster in their basement office under the J Edgar Hoover Building. Kash Patel’s loyalty squad might see that and just say “Alright, these guys are America First. On to the next one.”