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MAGA Congressman assumes Trump has evidence of pool plot

8 hours ago

Iranians now even more better off than they were a year ago

14 hours ago

UK cuffs thousands with alcohol ankle monitors during World Cup

16 hours ago

Amphibians do eat algae, so maybe Trump’s onto something here

1 day ago

Cocaine Mitch’s staff insists he’s still alive

1 day ago

Axios reports Maine Dems have a growing mess on their hands

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Scared grownups surround tantrum-prone toddler

1 day ago

Federal judge nukes Regime subpoenas to Walk, Frey, Ellison

1 day ago

Detroit transit safety officer fired for complaining about bus driver effing supervisor on job, other top official drunkenly chasing pigeon

1 day ago

Comer still dumber than the sow he lost his virginity to in 1989

1 day ago

Dem leads Iowa Senate race 47 to 45 percent: poll

1 day ago

Alan Greenspan’s lifespan is over

1 day ago

Fox News reports they got her now

2 days ago

Keir Starmer officially announces resignation

2 days ago

Heard and McDonald Island’s baby seals clubbed hard by bird flu

2 days ago

President to sue treasonous criminals

2 days ago

Mountain Dew marketing team still has their edge

2 days ago

Baby duckling found dead in National Mall reflecting pool

2 days ago

Iranians walk out of negotiations after Trump threats

2 days ago

Fox News reads bellicose comment by deranged, elderly viewer

2 days ago

Fat toddler all but admits he’s ordering “Reflecting Poll” arrests

3 days ago

Texas woman killed when self-driving Tesla plows into home

3 days ago

Regime arresting people for taking National Mall pool paint chips

3 days ago

Orange mental patient doubles down on Italy lie

3 days ago

Newsmax guy pretty butthurt over inconsequential Trump failure

4 days ago

Scientology seizes control of public street

4 days ago

Hegseth minion tells Congress $80 billion needed to cover Iran war

4 days ago

Orange Scumbag slurs his way through some event: Live video

5 days ago

Trump threatens Americans with a good time

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Jaydee subs in for Karoline on lying duty, again

5 days ago

Hunter Biden wins big at Supreme Court

5 days ago

Mad Fuhrer issues signature all-caps bunker rant

5 days ago

BREAKING: UFC terror attack plotter a Mexican DACA recipient!!!

5 days ago

Tropical Storm Arthur to dump up to 20 inches of rain on Texas

6 days ago

“Pastors for Trump” founder forsaken by his true God

6 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor snaps at reporters in France

6 days ago

Jon “Os(jerk!)off” pretty clever for Trump

6 days ago

“Incensed by the dissent”

6 days ago

You can kind of tell why they wanted to hang Mike Pence

7 days ago

Rick Jackson defeats Trump-endorsed scumbag in Georgia gov primary, Trump-endorsed scumbag Collins takes Senate primary

7 days ago

Trump needs Modi to help him climb single step

1 week ago

Regime to allow Iranians to start selling oil immediately

1 week ago

Jaydee x The View kind of sucked for Jaydee

1 week ago

McDonald’s celebrates America250 by reviving fried apple pies

1 week ago

Taxpayers covering at least $300 million of Trump ballroom costs

1 week ago

“Most of that is basically Iranian propaganda”

1 week ago

Muslim Republican leaves Texas GOP convention in tears

1 week ago

“Dumocrats” propagating Trump capitulation

1 week ago

Fanboy says it’s okay to give Iran money because they took a beating

1 week ago

Newsom says he’s under federal grand jury investigation

1 week ago

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